The random life of a female

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
theclearlydope:

NASA is funding a 3D food printer, and it’ll start with pizza.
OF COURSE.
viaTheVerge

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

the-srinimatographer:

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:


Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

Not surprised he says that, since the deal makes him a billionaire haha.

the-srinimatographer:

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

Not surprised he says that, since the deal makes him a billionaire haha.

bonkalore:

lonelybonerhead:

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

*most incredible sex ever

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

romanticizing-death:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

staff:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah that’s us

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*CHOKING*