The random life of a female

truebluemeandyou: DIY Wire Wrapped Gear Steampunk Ring Tutorial...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:03:10 -0400

DIY Wire Wrapped Gear Steampunk Ring Tutorial from Boda Szilvia on deviantart here. Really excellent and clear tutorial using gears and wrapped wire. For more wire DIYs go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/wire

shadowlink-: WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:23:29 -0400

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

who-locked-me-out-of-hogwarts: assbutt-in-the-garrison: fallincass: Hey remember when Metatron...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:23:25 -0400

who-locked-me-out-of-hogwarts:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fallincass:

Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies

That little bastard.

no not pirated moveis

pirate movies

movies about pirates

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:21:55 -0400

the-page-of-rage:

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

NOOOO

store guy: /extensively stares at boobs

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:21:50 -0400

store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

izzetheking: I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:21:00 -0400

izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

thankyoukds: D-LITE ~陽のあたる坂道(Sunny Hill) -By Do As...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:20:45 -0400

thankyoukds:

D-LITE ~陽のあたる坂道(Sunny Hill) -By Do As Infinity (FULL VER.)
Credit: 零逝 @smileholic

nidokween: nidokween: what did batman say to robin before getting in the car get in the car

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:19:45 -0400

nidokween:

nidokween:

what did batman say to robin before getting in the car

get in the car

disneyprincest: secret-serenities: disneyprincest: im such a bad sexter im laughing SO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:19:42 -0400

disneyprincest:

secret-serenities:

disneyprincest:

im such a bad sexter im laughing SO hard

probably the only thing thats hard then

LOW BLOW

wishcave: opens jacket hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold closes jacket

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:57:24 -0400

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

tushi: why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:57:11 -0400

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:58 -0400

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

zamii070: zamii070: one time i went to summer camp and they thought it would be a good idea to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:41 -0400

zamii070:

zamii070:

one time i went to summer camp and they thought it would be a good idea to hold a contest to see who could sit on a huge block of ice the longest and if you did you won this

i won

haleycue: crowcrow: DIY Spring Floral Crowns This is exactly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:31 -0400

haleycue:

crowcrow:

DIY Spring Floral Crowns

This is exactly what I’ve been looking for my entire life.

thefrogman: Thousands of helicopter seeds are falling from our...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:55:26 -0400

thefrogman:

Thousands of helicopter seeds are falling from our tree and many of them are getting trapped in our chairs. Like a little army of trees that will never be.

ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:54:42 -0400

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

general psa:

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:52:14 -0400

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

blackbirdsigh: Does anyone want a box of #yarn? I’m not kidding...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:51:07 -0400

blackbirdsigh:

Does anyone want a box of #yarn? I’m not kidding I am giving this away. #Knitting #GiveAway # Rainbow #Crochet

The Frogman: Tumblr tip for webcomic artists!

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:49:48 -0400

The Frogman: Tumblr tip for webcomic artists!:

thefrogman:

I am looking directly at those who create and post webcomics on tumblr.

Deep into your eyes.

A great comic can lose its chance at being popular if it is presented poorly. When creating your comics, always assume that no one will click to enlarge your images. You must present your comic so it is…

psyducked: kyurem: My sexual orientation is Pokémon

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:45:13 -0400

psyducked:

kyurem:

My sexual orientation is Pokémon